The full version is even less effectively argued.

It’s quite absurd, but not really funny.

Webster’s Ninth New Collegiate dictionary defines marriage as “the mutual relation of husband and wife” and “the institution whereby men and women are joined in a special kind of social and legal dependence for the purpose of founding and maintaining a family.”

Of course, homosexual, lesbian or same-sex unions are not marriages Because marriage requires one man and one woman. But, Humpty Dumpty told Alice, in Wonderland: “A word means precisely what I want it to mean, neither more nor less.” So many homosexuals and lesbians are demanding that marriage be redefined to include their unions. They cleverly claim to be arbitrarily excluded. But it is they who are being arbitrary. They have found some success with some activist judges, but not with most voters.

President Bush, human and therefore imperfect, remains much better than his predecessor or the alternatives offered by the Democrats in 2000 and 2004. Especially on fundamental moral issues.

The message for all good people: support candidates who support marriage instead of mock it.

A constitutional amendment will stop homosexual marriage from becoming the law of the land, reaffirm the fundamental values on which America was founded, and protect America’s youth and posterity.

George Washington and Thomas Jefferson would be for it.

This kind of appeal would probably more effective if it least pretended to be non-partisan.

That strikes me as about the worst way ever of arguing for minority rights. While it might draw attention, on the part of Mormons, to when they were discriminated against, it is hard to understand how this kind of provocation would generate a good outcome, all in all.

In light of the Mormon church lobbying Congress to ban gay marriage, I
encourage everyone to contact their senators and rep. to let them
know that you think Mormon Temple marriages ought to be banned
constitutionally because those secret rituals are kind of creepy and
not very much in keeping with traditional marriage.

(This is a rhetorical argument to make a point, people. Don’t get too
worked up about it.)

For more info about this lobbying effort to ban Mormon Temple
marriage (and to find your reps’ email address), go to
http://www.sissel.cc/blog/2006/05/lobby-congress-agains t-mormon-marriage.html

The Charter was enshrined to ensure that the rights of minorities are not subjected, are never subjected, to the will of the majority. The rights of Canadians who belong to a minority group must always be protected by virtue of their status as citizens, regardless of their numbers. These rights must never be left vulnerable to the impulses of the majority.

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