Brain cubed


in Daily updates, Rants

People are probably familiar with the method of avocado cutting therein the vegetable is cut in half across the axis of symmetry, the pit is removed, lines are scored through the flesh but not the skin in a grid pattern, and then one half of the vegetable is inverted, so as to cause rectangular sections to fall down out of it.

This is how I would approximate the general phenomena ongoing in my brain when waking up between 6:00am and 6:30am. This may need to be the end (perhaps temporarily) of my long-running and often cherished vampiric lifestyle.

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Anon July 18, 2007 at 9:16 pm

Charles Peters

“Bureaucrats write memoranda both because they appear to be busy when they are writing and because the memos, once written, immediately become proof that they were busy.”

Antonia July 19, 2007 at 7:17 am

Employers are notoriously vampire-unfriendly.

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